Mark Twain: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

21. CHAPTER XXI. (continued)

He was drunk, and weaving about in his saddle; he was over fifty year old, and had a very red face. Everybody yelled at him and laughed at him and sassed him, and he sassed back, and said he'd attend to them and lay them out in their regular turns, but he couldn't wait now because he'd come to town to kill old Colonel Sherburn, and his motto was, "Meat first, and spoon vittles to top off on."

He see me, and rode up and says:

"Whar'd you come f'm, boy? You prepared to die?"

Then he rode on. I was scared, but a man says:

"He don't mean nothing; he's always a-carryin' on like that when he's drunk. He's the best naturedest old fool in Arkansaw -­ never hurt nobody, drunk nor sober."

Boggs rode up before the biggest store in town, and bent his head down so he could see under the curtain of the awning and yells:

"Come out here, Sherburn! Come out and meet the man you've swindled. You're the houn' I'm after, and I'm a-gwyne to have you, too!"

And so he went on, calling Sherburn everything he could lay his tongue to, and the whole street packed with people listening and laughing and going on. By and by a proud-looking man about fifty-five -­ and he was a heap the best dressed man in that town, too -­ steps out of the store, and the crowd drops back on each side to let him come. He says to Boggs, mighty ca'm and slow -­ he says:

"I'm tired of this, but I'll endure it till one o'clock. Till one o'clock, mind -­ no longer. If you open your mouth against me only once after that time you can't travel so far but I will find you."