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Oscar Wilde: The Importance of Being Earnest1. FIRST ACT (continued)ALGERNON. Well, I wish you would offer one. I happen to be more than usually hard up. JACK. There is no good offering a large reward now that the thing is found. [Enter LANE with the cigarette case on a salver. ALGERNON takes it at once. LANE goes out.] ALGERNON. I think that is rather mean of you, Ernest, I must say. [Opens case and examines it.] However, it makes no matter, for, now that I look at the inscription inside, I find that the thing isn't yours after all. JACK. Of course it's mine. [Moving to him.] You have seen me with it a hundred times, and you have no right whatsoever to read what is written inside. It is a very ungentlemanly thing to read a private cigarette case. ALGERNON. Oh! it is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read. JACK. I am quite aware of the fact, and I don't propose to discuss modern culture. It isn't the sort of thing one should talk of in private. I simply want my cigarette case back. ALGERNON. Yes; but this isn't your cigarette case. This cigarette case is a present from some one of the name of Cecily, and you said you didn't know any one of that name. JACK. Well, if you want to know, Cecily happens to be my aunt. ALGERNON. Your aunt! JACK. Yes. Charming old lady she is, too. Lives at Tunbridge Wells. Just give it back to me, Algy. ALGERNON. [Retreating to back of sofa.] But why does she call herself little Cecily if she is your aunt and lives at Tunbridge Wells? [Reading.] 'From little Cecily with her fondest love.' This is page 6 of 73. [Mark this Page] Mark any page to add this title to Your Bookshelf. (0 / 10 books on shelf) Buy a copy of The Importance of Being Earnest at Amazon.com
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