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P. G. Wodehouse: The Man Upstairs and Other Stories4. WHEN DOCTORS DISAGREE (continued)Arthur, luckier than Mr Shute, was not hampered by a too small silk hat. It was a few moments later, as they moved slowly towards the Flip-Flap--which had seemed to both of them a fitting climax for the evening's emotions--that Arthur, fumbling in his waist-coat pocket, produced a small slip of paper. 'What's that?' Maud asked. 'Read it,' said Arthur. 'It's from Home Moments, in answer to a letter I sent them. And,' he added with heat, 'I'd like to have five minutes alone with the chap who wrote it.' And under the electric light Maud read ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS By the Heart Specialist Arthur W.--Jealousy, Arthur W., is not only the most wicked, but the most foolish of passions. Shakespeare says: It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock
You admit that you have frequently caused great distress to the young lady of your affections by your exhibition of this weakness. Exactly. There is nothing a girl dislikes or despises more than jealousy. Be a man, Arthur W. Fight against it. You may find it hard at first, but persevere. Keep a smiling face. If she seems to enjoy talking to other men, show no resentment. Be merry and bright. Believe me, it is the only way. This is page 73 of 328. [Marked] This title is on Your Bookshelf. Buy a copy of The Man Upstairs and Other Stories at Amazon.com
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