William Shakespeare: The Merry Wives of Windsor

ACT III
SCENE 3. A room in FORD'S house. (continued)

MRS. PAGE.
Thou 'rt a good boy; this secrecy of thine shall
be a tailor to thee, and shall make thee a new doublet and
hose. I'll go hide me.

MRS. FORD.
Do so. Go tell thy master I am alone.

[Exit ROBIN.]

Mistress Page, remember you your cue.

MRS. PAGE.
I warrant thee; if I do not act it, hiss me.

[Exit.]

MRS. FORD.
Go to, then; we'll use this unwholesome
humidity, this gross watery pumpion; we'll teach him to
know turtles from jays.

[Enter FALSTAFF.]

FALSTAFF.
'Have I caught thee, my heavenly jewel?'
Why, now let me die, for I have lived long enough: this is
the period of my ambition: O this blessed hour!

MRS. FORD.
O, sweet Sir John!

FALSTAFF.
Mistress Ford, I cannot cog, I cannot prate,
Mistress Ford. Now shall I sin in my wish; I would thy
husband were dead. I'll speak it before the best lord, I
would make thee my lady.

MRS. FORD.
I your lady, Sir John! Alas, I should be a pitiful
lady.

FALSTAFF.
Let the court of France show me such another. I
see how thine eye would emulate the diamond; thou hast
the right arched beauty of the brow that becomes the
ship-tire, the tire-valiant, or any tire of Venetian admittance.

MRS. FORD.
A plain kerchief, Sir John; my brows become
nothing else; nor that well neither.

FALSTAFF.
By the Lord, thou art a traitor to say so: thou
wouldst make an absolute courtier; and the firm fixture of
thy foot would give an excellent motion to thy gait in a
semi-circled farthingale. I see what thou wert, if Fortune
thy foe were, not Nature, thy friend. Come, thou canst not
hide it.

MRS. FORD.
Believe me, there's no such thing in me.

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