BOOK IV. THREE LOVE PROBLEMS.
35. CHAPTER XXXV.
 
    "Non, je ne comprends pas de plus charmant plaisir
     Que de voir d'heritiers une troupe affligee
     Le maintien interdit, et la mine allongee,
     Lire un long testament ou pales, etonnes
     On leur laisse un bonsoir avec un pied de nez.
     Pour voir au naturel leur tristesse profonde
     Je reviendrais, je crois, expres de l'autre monde."
                      --REGNARD:  Le Legataire Universel.
When the animals entered the Ark in pairs, one may imagine that allied
 species made much private remark on each other, and were tempted
 to think that so many forms feeding on the same store of fodder
 were eminently superfluous, as tending to diminish the rations. 
 (I fear the part played by the vultures on that occasion would be too
 painful for art to represent, those birds being disadvantageously
 naked about the gullet, and apparently without rites and ceremonies.) 
The same sort of temptation befell the Christian Carnivora who formed
 Peter Featherstone's funeral procession; most of them having their minds
 bent on a limited store which each would have liked to get the most of. 
 The long-recognized blood-relations and connections by marriage
 made already a goodly number, which, multiplied by possibilities,
 presented a fine range for jealous conjecture and pathetic hopefulness. 
 Jealousy of the Vincys had created a fellowship in hostility among
 all persons of the Featherstone blood, so that in the absence of any
 decided indication that one of themselves was to have more than
 the rest, the dread lest that long-legged Fred Vincy should have
 the land was necessarily dominant, though it left abundant feeling
 and leisure for vaguer jealousies, such as were entertained towards
 Mary Garth.  Solomon found time to reflect that Jonah was undeserving,
 and Jonah to abuse Solomon as greedy; Jane, the elder sister,
 held that Martha's children ought not to expect so much as the
 young Waules; and Martha, more lax on the subject of primogeniture,
 was sorry to think that Jane was so "having."  These nearest of kin
 were naturally impressed with the unreasonableness of expectations
 in cousins and second cousins, and used their arithmetic in reckoning
 the large sums that small legacies might mount to, if there were
 too many of them.  Two cousins were present to hear the will,
 and a second cousin besides Mr. Trumbull.  This second cousin was
 a Middlemarch mercer of polite manners and superfluous aspirates. 
 The two cousins were elderly men from Brassing, one of them
 conscious of claims on the score of inconvenient expense sustained
 by him in presents of oysters and other eatables to his rich
 cousin Peter; the other entirely saturnine, leaning his hands
 and chin on a stick, and conscious of claims based on no narrow
 performance but on merit generally:  both blameless citizens
 of Brassing, who wished that Jonah Featherstone did not live there. 
 The wit of a family is usually best received among strangers. 
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