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10. CHAPTER TEN
 (continued)A sympathizing friend sends the following gem: A LAMENT
(FOR S.  B.  PAT PAW)
 We mourn the loss of our little pet, 
And sigh o'er her hapless fate,
 For never more by the fire she'll sit,
 Nor play by the old green gate.
 The little grave where her infant sleeps
Is 'neath the chestnut tree.
 But o'er her grave we may not weep,
 We know not where it may be.
 Her empty bed, her idle ball, 
Will never see her more;
 No gentle tap, no loving purr
 Is heard at the parlor door.
 Another cat comes after her mice, 
A cat with a dirty face,
 But she does not hunt as our darling did,
 Nor play with her airy grace.
 Her stealthy paws tread the very hall
Where Snowball used to play,
 But she only spits at the dogs our pet
 So gallantly drove away.
 She is useful and mild, and does her best, 
But she is not fair to see,
 And we cannot give her your place dear,
 Nor worship her as we worship thee.
 A.S.
 __________________________________________ADVERTISEMENTS
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 Miss Oranthy Bluggage, the accomplished
 strong-minded lecturer, will deliver her
 famous lecture on "WOMAN AND HER POSITION"
 at Pickwick Hall, next Saturday Evening, 
 after the usual performances. ___________________________________________ A weekly meeting will be held at Kitchen
 place, to teach young ladies how to cook.
 Hannah Brown will preside, and all are
 invited to attend. 
 The DUSTPAN SOCIETY will meet on Wednesday
 next, and parade in the upper story of the
 Club House.  All members to appear in uniform
 and shoulder their brooms at nine precisely. 
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