Book the Second - the Golden Thread
1. I. Five Years Later
 (continued)
But indeed, at that time, putting to death was a recipe much in vogue
 with all trades and professions, and not least of all with Tellson's.
 Death is Nature's remedy for all things, and why not Legislation's?
 Accordingly, the forger was put to Death; the utterer of a bad note
 was put to Death; the unlawful opener of a letter was put to Death;
 the purloiner of forty shillings and sixpence was put to Death; the
 holder of a horse at Tellson's door, who made off with it, was put to
 Death; the coiner of a bad shilling was put to Death; the sounders of
 three-fourths of the notes in the whole gamut of Crime, were put to
 Death.  Not that it did the least good in the way of prevention--it
 might almost have been worth remarking that the fact was exactly the
 reverse--but, it cleared off (as to this world) the trouble of each
 particular case, and left nothing else connected with it to be looked
 after.  Thus, Tellson's, in its day, like greater places of business,
 its contemporaries, had taken so many lives, that, if the heads laid
 low before it had been ranged on Temple Bar instead of being
 privately disposed of, they would probably have excluded what little
 light the ground floor had, in a rather significant manner. 
Cramped in all kinds of dun cupboards and hutches at Tellson's, the
 oldest of men carried on the business gravely.  When they took a
 young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he
 was old.  They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had
 the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him.  Then only was he
 permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and
 casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the
 establishment. 
Outside Tellson's--never by any means in it, unless called in--was an
 odd-job-man, an occasional porter and messenger, who served as the
 live sign of the house.  He was never absent during business hours,
 unless upon an errand, and then he was represented by his son:  a
 grisly urchin of twelve, who was his express image.  People
 understood that Tellson's, in a stately way, tolerated the
 odd-job-man.  The house had always tolerated some person in that
 capacity, and time and tide had drifted this person to the post.  His
 surname was Cruncher, and on the youthful occasion of his renouncing
 by proxy the works of darkness, in the easterly parish church of
 Hounsditch, he had received the added appellation of Jerry. 
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